Seriously, magic would make peeping so much easier, the amount of spells just for that...

Can they just teleport the hell out of there?

I have my theories, but if I'm right, I don't want to ruin it.. And since I'm likely wrong, I save myself the embarrassment ;D

They COULD teleport out of there, but that would be like running away. The scroll was clearly placed there for exactly that event.
And what is about to happen has been hinted at, so while it's certainly out of the norm, it won't come as a complete surprise. ^_^

of course not.

The End is near.....will Floon rise or fall?

Well, Mo... I would say that depends on two very precise factors:
1) Complete and utter chance.
2) Ridiculousness.
^_^