Seems hopeless, don't it?
But don't worry. 9 out of 10 movies in which people need to overcome seemingly insurmountable odds end with a spiffy "McGuyver"-esque solution to the problem.
Of course that means that in 1 out of 10 the heroes just smashed.

Past experience says they'll probably get really lucky, but ... Harsh Skies! Will they be the 1 out of 10?

Suddenly, I smell jerky...

i'm sure mullstache man will come and save them all :D

Wait a minute...I thought it wasn't made
clear exactly who was the good guy/s or
the bad guy/s???? Seems Floon's getting thrown under the bus.

....or are my tentacles showing?

All a question of perspective, Mo. The players consider themselves heroes.
Then again, Adam Sandler considers himself funny.