If you don't have the Mondo Mixtape yet, you are probably 57+ years old, balding and smell a bit like cabbage.
Join the hip, young, modern, fun, young, hot, awesome and young people and buy this thing!

http://www.indyplanet.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=6394

It could change your life.

(Warning: Life-change not guaranteed.)

Facing peril, the ship's captain has taken the only life boat and abandoned ship!

Stop plugging your Mixtape and draw some cartoons already!

Yikes! That thing is big...

@Mo: You can tell there's no captain on board, since the boat hasn't capsized just yet.
@Thorns: I don't tell you to stop drawing everything out of strands of pubic hair, do I?
@OldCore: It is so powerful, it's measured in "Cranstons".