Yes, I am generally silent. But lately those Luddites have been making me hopping mad and I figured they deserve a thrashing or two.
Like any other group trying to tell us how to live our lives, they deserve nothing but scorn.

Jackoffs.

I hope to get a nasty email about this. The paradox would make me laugh a lot.

Holy crap, an RPGeneric update!!! And an animated one at that! You're not alone, Larry, scientists hate science too.

I'm a slow reader, only get half-way thru caption before it changes.

The speed got a bit wanked up when I made it... I'll change it to make it easier to read.

Edit: Done. Should be slower now.

Dammit, it's not our fault Maureen is slow and senile!

Speed it up again EP, it was better that way.

Eh, I am not changing it again.
Technology scares me and I won't touch that devil's homo-machine ever again.
How can I use the internet, you ask?
As Fingerwitch once told us: "I sent this on a potato."

I want nano machines to make my breakfast too... and lunch and dinner, while we're already at it.

And everything else... bed, taxes, my work, vacuuming, windows...
Get crackin', Nanomachineinventorscientist!